Five things I say the most
Talking is a huge part of life. We do it sometimes without even thinking about it. I say things all the time. I’m the first… Read More »Five things I say the most
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RT: How many bets did the first archaeologist lose?
Last night I watched the movie, Snowden starring Joseph Gordon-Levitt. I was thinking about who they might have cast had Levitt passed. I started thinking… Read More »RT: How many bets did the first archaeologist lose?
The In flight Movie Release Program
If I was to star in a movie, it would not come out on screens across the country. Not because the writing sucks or the… Read More »The In flight Movie Release Program
RT: Dear Best Buy
I was at Best Buy recently. I just bought a Macbook Air and I needed a case for it, as well as a Thunderbolt to… Read More »RT: Dear Best Buy
Something witty, something borrowed.
I love comedy. I’m always coming up with something witty. At least it is for me. I always make myself laugh. I think that’s one… Read More »Something witty, something borrowed.
RT: Super Models Crapping
My friends and I used to have a game we played. It was called Three random words. The game was to pair three words together.… Read More »RT: Super Models Crapping
RT: I said it and I’ll never apologize for it.
I was trying to come up with some new material for jokes. As you know I’m a very famous comedian. I’ve played all the largest… Read More »RT: I said it and I’ll never apologize for it.
RT: #ShowMeYourCity
ShowMeYourCity is a great hashtag on Twitter. I used it recently while tweeting my good friend in Austin, Texas. She works for a hosting company… Read More »RT: #ShowMeYourCity
RT: Pockets In General
You know what my problem with pockets in general is? I’ve yet to find the right one. Most pockets are either super small or super… Read More »RT: Pockets In General
RT: The Homey Origin
Homey is a term meaning friend or person, that people call each other. Specifically in the “Fast and the Furious” movie franchise. I’m convinced that… Read More »RT: The Homey Origin
Drive Thru Shopping is something that just occurred to me.
Every time I order something from the Deli counter at my favorite grocery store, Winco Foods, I always push my cart against the glass that… Read More »Drive Thru Shopping is something that just occurred to me.