Last night I watched the movie, Snowden starring Joseph Gordon-Levitt. I was thinking about who they might have cast had Levitt passed. I started thinking about Leo, Tom Skerritt and Chris Pratt. Chris Pratt would not be a good Snowden. He is a pretty big name in Hollywood. He probably would have been considered. The I started thinking about Jurrasic World and the first archaeologist.The first archaeologist Imagine you're the first archaeologist. You're interested in finding dinosaur … [Read more...] about RT: How many bets did the first archaeologist lose?
I was at Best Buy recently. I just bought a Macbook Air and I needed a case for it, as well as a Thunderbolt to DVI extension. I was browsing the Mac section of Best Buy and I was trying to understand what Airplay does. I now know what it does, but that's because I read the description on the Apple Website. Here's a tip Best Buy. You want people to be able to read the selling points of your products. That way they can buy the effing thing. By covering the whole thing in a censor, no one can read … [Read more...] about RT: Dear Best Buy
My friends and I used to have a game we played. It was called Three random words. The game was to pair three words together. The last word has to be a random word. So we'd do something like Trash Bin Roadies or Car Wash hobo.One day, a friend of mine came up with Super Models Crapping. No joke. He was always the guy who put three things together that shouldn't go together. So, there you have my random thought. … [Read more...] about RT: Super Models Crapping
I was trying to come up with some new material for jokes. As you know I'm a very famous comedian. I've played all the largest bathrooms in Las Vegas. The MGM and Caesars are my most redeemable acts. Trying to come up with a joke is like trying to figure out new ways to see. We all see with our eyes, but seeing with your hands can either be really awesome, or get you a night in jail. You get my point.So what's the new joke I was woking on last night? Well.I was watching a video on … [Read more...] about RT: I said it and I’ll never apologize for it.
ShowMeYourCity is a great hashtag on Twitter. I used it recently while tweeting my good friend in Austin, Texas. She works for a hosting company and I'm pretty sure that her hosting servers were punishing me for not saying hello for a while. So I sent out a tweet. After a few tweets, she asked how Las vegas was doing. Usually, when someone asks me about my city, I take a picture. 9 out of 10 times I get a retweet or a favorite. She's so cool that she replied back with an even cooler photo. … [Read more...] about RT: #ShowMeYourCity
You know what my problem with pockets in general is? I've yet to find the right one. Most pockets are either super small or super huge.Women's jeans have these awesome front pockets with a special place for their chapstick or potentially a tampon. Maybe even a super clever gun that looks like a chapstick. Yeah, clever right? I mean, talk about the storage these pockets provide people. That pocket frees up space inside of a women's purse. That's functionality and ingenuity at it's finest. … [Read more...] about RT: Pockets In General
Homey is a term meaning friend or person, that people call each other. Specifically in the "Fast and the Furious" movie franchise. I'm convinced that a middle aged suburban wife misspelled HONEY in a text and spelled HOMeY. The text said "See you at dinner HOMEY". Her husband thought she was progressive and went with it.How the Latino's got ahold of the word, the origin is still unfound. But I'mm 99% sure they're responsible for changing the spelling to HOMIE. … [Read more...] about RT: The Homey Origin